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Oct 30

Hurricane Sandy drinking game

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Every time you can hear rain or wind on your house, drink up.

Oct 29

• Hurricane Sandy: Soon I will be just like Snooki, blowin' the whole East Coast.
• Again: 50 shades of me fucking up the East Coast!
• And again: I just blew off the roof of Olive Garden, free breadsticks bitches!

Oct 04

• Expectation: Going outside in a vintage sweater with a significant other, enjoying each other's company in a fall colored forest enjoying nice pumpkin spice lattes
• Reality: Sitting on the couch by yourself eating candy corn in your pajamas watching Halloweentown with your mom

Feb 14

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Oct 22

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